In high school, this kid was messing with me, so I stole his stupid hat. When the teacher asked me if I stole it, I said, “no.” 3 years later, I graduated and burned that hat.

In high school, this kid was messing with me, so I stole his stupid hat. When the teacher asked me if I stole it, I said, “no.” 3 years later, I graduated and burned that hat.